It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought.
Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters,
he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like…
oh you mean like, children? like human children?
so I was at work for all of 10 mins this morning and sliced my finger open…
Oh so Sunday I made Breakfast with the first batch of the Basil I’ve grown and my chillis are ripening like the badass motherfuckers they are!
Also my tomato plants are beginning to flower and the capsicums are growing decently and hopefully will begin to sprout soon.